My name is Jen. I am 19, and am extremely sarcastic with a soft spot for romantic comedies/novels. I am vegetarian, but not the obnoxious in-your-face-guilt-trip kind, don't worry.
I enjoy writing, painting, singing, and drawing, yet I am extremely untalented in all of them.
That's me in a nutshell ("Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?)
Then why don’t you buy some just like them and put them on your damn floor?
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
(via thesunshine)
Slaters 50/50- San Diego, CA (Liberty Station)
Panko Fried Mac & Cheese Balls
(via vandaisnotapanda)
(via tastefullyoffensive:via)
Duncan is going to be sad when Steven comes home next week and reclaims his place on the couch. (Taken with instagram)
